July 4th

The one day of the year we all forget how shitty our country and by extension our government is.

HAPPY JULY 4TH!

by iamarealamerican July 19, 2015

march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 6, 2009

4th of July

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

by Sha nae nae girrrl July 18, 2005

4th Base

You've left third base already, but failed to reach home. Now you are currently stuck in the twilight zone of an awkward, in-between base. I am not talking baseball.

Jerry left Bible study early, so 4th base was as far as we got.

by Skullwood June 30, 2015

December 4th

The day the beautiful talented, Worldwide Handsome,Kim Seokjin of BTS was born. On this day we remember his famous windshield wiper laugh and his stale but funny dad jokes.

James: Your born on December 4th, oh no wonder you are handsome

by kimseokjin06 October 20, 2019

4th Quarter

Something LeBron James doesn't have.

I asked LeBron for a dollar, but he gave me 75 cents because he doesn't have a 4th quarter.

by sleeper107 June 14, 2011

4th down

After a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.

Ben: So how did you end up getting laid by Heather?

Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!

Ben: Um, that's date rape.

Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007