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Definitions by Skullwood

4th Base 

You've left third base already, but failed to reach home. Now you are currently stuck in the twilight zone of an awkward, in-between base. I am not talking baseball.
Jerry left Bible study early, so 4th base was as far as we got.
4th Base by Skullwood June 30, 2015

Eagle Two 

An ingenious codename for an ugly or unattractive person; Someone you have no desire to have sex or smooch with. As made famous by agent Bert Macklin from Parks & Recreation.
Agent Macklin: You can address me as "Eagle One."

Anne, Codename: "Been there, done that."

April is "Currently doing that."

Chris, Codename: "If I had to pick a dude."

Ben is..."Eagle Two."
Eagle Two by Skullwood June 30, 2015
One of the coolest hats known to man. Worn by 1920's business men, Indiana Jones, and private detectives - All of which have legendary levels of manliness. Some what ironic because the Fedora started as a hat made for women.

Now used by people who think the fedora will make them look cooler, but don't realize that a t-shirt and a pair of jeans does not work with a fucking fedora. Still the Fedora will always be the coolest of hats. Regardless of who wears it.
Luke: What type of hat is that? Is that a Bowler hat?

Chris: No it's a Fedora, like the one in Indiana Jones.

Luke: THAT'S FUCKING NEATO!
Fedora by Skullwood November 9, 2009