Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Fortnite-itis

A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7

This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis

by Fortniteboi69 November 6, 2018

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?

by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.

are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis

by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto

jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'

by opulence_magic February 18, 2021

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug

I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis

by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019