Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

staszed

An ass popsicle who lacks every skill necessary to be successful at life.

Oh no Christine, if you become friends with Timmy you'll become staszedstay-zed too!

by chyeahhhhbrahhhh June 16, 2015

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009

smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Smashed

1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato

1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?

by Jammers90 July 10, 2007