Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

iPhone Fishing

(v) the act of carefully pulling the iPhone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iPhone off of nightstand.

*knocks iPhone off nightstand

"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"

by Eskimobrother12 November 21, 2011

Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.

Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing

by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011

slippity fish

n. the proper reply to a question asking if you want to purchase a bicycle

"Want to buy a bike?"
"Slippity fish!"

by tillyeightten September 8, 2011

Papa Fish

Wanting or doing something inconvenient that affects a large group of people.

Josie: “Sophia! Lisa decided to change the party date last minute!”
Sophia: “Are you fr? It’s giving papa fish.

by jdawgisinthehouse June 2, 2023

Fish Biscuit

A poosty, stanky pussy.

I tried to eat her fish biscuit but the horrible stench made me gag!

by Big Pollo June 17, 2023