excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold January 7, 2016

french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

by Moodden January 6, 2008

French horn player

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

by amazing_frenchhornist December 9, 2011

french fry dick

when a white male has a very skinny and long penis

Man,Lucas has a french fry dick

by Epicureanhoe September 27, 2020

French Fry Keif

When salt gets on your finger tips while eating fries like how keif does when you break up weed. (or handle it in anyway)

Damn, I love french fries but the french fry keif is the tastiest part! Mhmmm...

by Fire Troll November 21, 2011