purple headed deicas 

when a girl giving a hand job squeezes to hard

nick got the fatal purple headed deicas

purple headed deicas by koot May 13, 2005

Purple Skeleton 

The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.

Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.

Purple Skeleton by OpieTaylor January 16, 2011

purple monkey dishwasher 

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

purple monkey dishwasher by whiskymack July 14, 2004

purple thunder 

a mature woman's state of mind and demeanor that demonstates youthful passion and drive.

That Marji is filled with purple thunder.

purple thunder by Al G W January 2, 2009

purple roundy 

1. Tip of the penis when fully erect.
2. A boner's head

If you fall asleep I'm going to put my purple roundy on your lips, cocksucker!

purple roundy by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Purple Slurple 

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

Purple Slurple by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Purple Dick 

This is a coined phrase from CU-Boulder Chey-Ho. It is meant to be used in a sarcastic tone. Purple Dick--->Someone who is a bit tarded, annoying, or an asswhole. But can be used in anyway.

An asswhole can dance like a purple Dick

Purple Dick by chey-HO<3 April 12, 2009