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Get the Facial mug.While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.
(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm
Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!
Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm
Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!
Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!
by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010
Get the French Facial mug.A term similar in form to that of "shitfaced." Riley faced is a broad term that describes the ultimate of pricks. To be called riley faced, or referred to as riley faced, one must meet a few criteria:
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcore conservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.
The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcore conservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.
The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.
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by Satchmo II April 5, 2003
Get the Flat Faced Shit mug.The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.
It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).
The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.
It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).
The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.
Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"
Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"
Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"
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