Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

croft dusting

queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;

Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.

She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.

by Lasagnaforbrains August 1, 2018

croco-attackhelisexualian

A makeshift satirical gender, only existing to parody other genders.

"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"

by Vodka Enthusiast October 25, 2020

croing

To "stick to" someone like Velcro; having the hots for someone.

She must really like that guy, she's been croing on him all evening.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021

Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.

My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.

by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

o'er-crow

v. t. To crow, exult, or boast, over; to overpower. Contraction of "overcrow."

HAMLET
O, I die, Horatio;
The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.

by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

crop duster

A person who does a fart (usually silent) in an area and then leaves, thereby leaving the smell for others to savour.

That guy is a mean cropduster.

He was the worst cropduster that I've ever met.

by stub004 July 6, 2004