Condom smoker

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.

Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker

by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024

Cogoon

Slang term for when a person finishes a goon. After achieving a perfect goon it is common practice to clean up the genitals. However if the said person does not clean up after their self, their secretion will often crust and form a hard shell around the genitals. Forming a "Cogoon," playing off the word "Cocoon."

I walked in on Edwin showing off his cogoon to Sally.

by cagoon creator March 27, 2024

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

concoction

random shit mixed up into some random shit

"she fed the pill bug a concoction of mashed up apples and paper"

by Ohnocringeasl April 20, 2024

Concocktion

Making your own mixed drank.
For ex; leftover 4 loko, mikes beer little vodka with coffee or my slurpie! Mmm at 9am

Wanna try this concocktion?

Heck yes.buzz buzz

by Pour da sea oe. April 29, 2024

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024