Status

You don't have this. It isn't real. You are sentient meat and fall under the "Not me" category. Entirely imaginary.

Hym "So, if I haven't explained this before, there are 3 categories of 'Sentient Meat.' There's Sentient Meat (Me), Sentient Meat (Not Me), and Sentient Meat (Food). There are sub-categories but we don't have to get into those. So, yeah... That's you. 'Sentient Meat (Not Me).' Your status hierarchy is like a pretend thing you guys are all doing. And I know what you're thinking 'Well then how does the non-existence of status relate to sexual selection?' And I would say, general attractiveness pairing, proximity, familial phenotypic similarities and positive association (Which is how you get shit like SpongeBob guy or a general trend towards intraracial dating or groupies). So, now you're like 'Well, what does that have to do with status or the lack thereof?' And I was getting to that part, shit-head. That would fall under 'Positive association.' Because you don't want to fuck actors you don't like. Right? But their 'status' would be relatively the same, wouldn't it? Who would have the most status as an actor? The person with the most accolades? So, like Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington? Morgan freeman? Or is hype based? Like whoever has the most hype at this moment has the most status? There's also some fat-cock involved. There's an underlying element of fat-cocks going on there too. But no. No status. I guess you could consider yourself 'sometimes food' as a status. Because as a 'Not Me' you situationally constitute a food-source. That can be your status."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Status quo ante bella

The situation as it was before the girl
Derived from the Latin exp. "status quo ante bellum"

"He really got his life together for a while, but ever since the breakup it is status quo ante bella"

by acemcwinters January 29, 2024

stanslate

Translate incoherent Russian into English

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024

Stansberry

1. A rare species of lizard that can appear human. Usually has a horrible personality and temper.

The Stansberry is coming!

by Quonkleboi March 28, 2024

Status blowback

The negative reaction by an audience to someone who displays or experiences higher status, often as a result of resentment, envy, or jealousy at the person's status.

I don't want to wear my expensive watch to meet that group because of the potential status blowback.

by Human Peacocking April 25, 2024

Status-Quo Dogmatism

The blind, quasi-religious belief that the existing social, political, and economic order is not just the best possible system, but the only natural and correct one. Change is seen as inherently dangerous and unnatural. This dogma often appeals to "tradition," "the way things have always been," or "human nature" as immutable laws, treating any proposal for reform as a foolish rebellion against the cosmic default settings of society.

*Example: "His status-quo dogmatism was exhausting. 'Why should we change the zoning laws? Suburbs and cars have worked since the 50s! Why have multi-family housing? That's not how it's done!' He couldn't conceive that the 'way it's done' was itself a choice, not a law of physics."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026