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Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys
Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar
by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022
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sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
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Sea Urchin

A commonly used word to describe a person with a dry, shrinkled personality. Often used as a replacement for the slang word ‘Karen’ to describe a woman of the older generation.
“She’s a bit of a sea urchin
by Bcusjsbdjskanbdj September 18, 2021
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Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.
Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.
by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020
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Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
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Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration
Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?
by Sexsnail December 6, 2023
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sea

sea is the most handsome boy in the world. i love sea so much. he is a very caring and understanding person, i admire his confidence. sea truly makes me want to become a better person and i'd do absolutely anything for sea.
me: sigh. im so sad!

sea: hey my love:)

me: happy! :D
by zeroherizon January 6, 2024
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