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clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
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Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
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Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.
"Its because she loves the halal sausage"
by H E March 18, 2015
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smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.
Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."
by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015
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wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?
I have a wiener sausage down my pants.
by Abwilly July 6, 2016
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Blood sausage

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage
by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016
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