Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

Dead Animal Pickup by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

cow and pickle restaurant 

The Cow and Pickle Restaurant was found on November 11th, 2008. The restaurant was based on a fast food theme and had a low cost motto.

Great food, fast service, and for some reason, they have a picture of a giant pickle and a cow painted on their wall.

'The Cow and Pickle Restaurant! Now you can eat AND pay rent!'

cow and pickle restaurant by thirtysecondthnote June 19, 2009

Pumping The Pickle 

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

Pumping The Pickle by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it 

A company started by Michael Pickleseller, which has grown into a multi-million dollar company and cares about the environment.

I want a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it!

Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it by Cassius_☺ September 26, 2021

Dr. Pickle 

When you straddle over someones head who is laying on the ground face up. You then rest
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"

Sentence 1
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."

Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"

Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”

Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"

Dr. Pickle by JL_MoneyBags December 28, 2021

H. R. Pickens 

H. R. Pickens is the man who got the closest to destroying Abraham H Parnasis, who then sired a boy with his granddaughter, as his final revenge against H. R.

you are weak like H. R. Pickens

H. R. Pickens by avandownbytheriver March 4, 2021

I’m in a pickle 

pickle could be synonym to: A difficult situation.

Applied for a job with the competition and my current employer found out. The competition is hesitant on hiring me and I'm about to get fired from my current job. "I’m in a pickle"

I’m in a pickle by The sandlot November 28, 2013