Puffin

Atlantic Seabird/ A pet name that shows affection toward a friend or loved one. Typically the person is both attractive and smart just as a Puffin can both swim and fly. This pet name is better than any other similar to how a Puffin is better than any other bird.

"Hey, Puffin. You're looking dapper today!"

by Elli's Many Puffins December 16, 2011

puffadder

Person who farts in the bath and then counts the bubbles

Puffadder enters the bath..
rumble-rumble .....quuaaarrrrkkkkk.... "one"
rumble-rumble .....rattattatt..... "two"
rumble-rumble..... blelp..... "three"

by clairem December 24, 2008

puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

by wrwkw October 4, 2009

Puffing the dragon

Smoking marijuana. Also referred to as "puffing the magic dragon".

Barack Obama admitted on CNN he used to smoke marijuana, but looking at him now I can't picture him puffing the dragon.

by Rain Horse March 9, 2012

stem puffer

A human being Who likes to suck dick

My girlfriend knows how to suck my dick right she's a great stem puffer.

by leaffan November 5, 2005

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

by Adam May 20, 2006

peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008