Luke

gorls

my name luke likes gorls is gru

by basicburrito September 19, 2019

Luke

Best fucking person in the world likes snakes is good at basketball, loves cats and a women’s man if you have a Luke fucking suck his cock women it’s really big

Luke is fucking insanely cool

by Pandagold672 April 25, 2019

Luke

a 14yr kid who likes xbox, eggos, and going to the mall

bruh this Luke wont chill! Hes grinding DESTINY 2 and he just murdered me... IN GAME I MEAN! "I gotta leave guys! Im going to the mall!"

by PleasantPineBoy September 3, 2020

Luke Haynes

A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.

Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”

by DooDooAss December 3, 2024

Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.

by pk's mom September 3, 2020

Luke

Lesbian

Hey that Luke is such a lesbian

by ilikebigtitties6969 November 23, 2021

Luke

Luke is pretty great. He’s got brown hair and really pretty blue eyes that catch anyone else’s eye. He’s kind and caring and will listen to and love what you have to say. He’s outgoing and fun with a contagious laugh that turns heads. He can joke with and tease you in a kind way. He’s athletic, specifically in cross country and track and he’s musically talented as well. Luke is intuitive and willing to learn and grow. He’s hardworking and handsome as heck oh my gosh. He’s cute in a quiet way as in you won’t think he’s cute until you know him. That’s the best type of cute though. - eh

Best friend: hey
Me: hey
Me: so I talked to Luke today….
Best friend: omg stop talking about him
Me: I can’t he’s too amazing

by h anonymous November 23, 2021