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Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat
Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
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life game 

I DONT KNOW GET A LIFE YOU FAT NEEK
Aleena's playing the life game.

jk bro i love you
life game by ariyaan October 27, 2020

Life is a highway 

Cars 2 is the greatest Pixar movie of all time!
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long

Life Decision 

When you make a bold or, overall, bad decision that could have the potential for a good or bad outcome. For example, people can move or flee to other countries and that can turn out good or bad.
'Fredrickson moved to the US. He got badly shot for a crime he did not commit. That was a bad life decision.'

Life Things 

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
Life Things by YAWA November 23, 2021

Life Bread 

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.
Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”
Life Bread by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022