Instagram

Instagram is like a fridge:

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good when you get bored.

I opend Instagram every minute, but there was nothing new.

by gxtrm October 8, 2019

Instant pussy

When a girl who seems shy at first and is almost every time changing the 'sex' subject when somebody mentions it. In reality she wants to bang almost every guy at any time. This is mostly refered to high school and college girls who seem shy at high school but break free and become an 'Instant pussy' at college.

Have you heard what happend with Jennifer?

Yeah she wasn't like that in high school.
She's is an instant pussy now.

by Lazamaza November 12, 2019

Instagram Warrior

An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.

"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior

by Willy Bagnall December 1, 2019

instasmash

Instasmash is the most popular smash bros tournament on Instagram. It's held once-twice a year and invites 100 nintendo/smash bros instagrammers. The main host is Instagrammer @smashbrosmemes but many more staff are involved such as streamers and artists.

You have been invited to instasmash!

by senate64 December 31, 2019

Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

Instagramabull

An image posted to Instagram, with the likely intention of looking real but, in reality, its been Photochopped to death.

That pic is soooooo fake it’s obviously Instagramabull

by meanjavabean February 1, 2020

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020