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hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.
by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017
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my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
by 1173666 July 13, 2017
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I hate you

It kinda like and oxymoron. It’s what girls say when a guy that likes you and you like them says something so sweet and kind. That’s makes you smile and blush. But you can’t have the guy. So instead of saying I love you, you say, I hate you.
*****: what’s your middle name

****: it Emma
****: that’s so pretty

****: I hate you ☺️
by Molly em December 24, 2024
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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024
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The Mob that Hates Vowels

A synonym for YHVH.
Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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Hate Watch

Hate Watch means watching a team or player you dislike or even hate, primarily for the purpose of enjoying their potential failures or watching them lose. It’s driven by spite, rivalry, or strong personal bias, and the emotional payoff comes not from who wins, but who loses—specifically
• A Liverpool fan might hate watch a United game, hoping United lose.

• Someone might tune in just to root against a superstar player they think is overrated or arrogant.
by Deathcabforeli May 22, 2025
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