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golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010
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Golden Mestizo

A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.
Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.
by Deadpool December 30, 2004
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golden boy

13...14...15, o shit, thats a golden boy!
by O'Doyle March 24, 2005
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golden stage

The period of perfect drunkenness. This is anywhere between total inebriation and the point of vomiting. If you go to sleep while in golden stage, you.will.have.a.hangover.
Dude that bitches golden stage is like one drink long. She was getting flirty then one cosmo later she was puking all over the dance floor.
by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009
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golden bark

When a Mexican barks at hot American chicks in order to hook up with them. Usually done in conjunction with alcohol.
If Javier plays his cards right, he'll be giving Nicole the Golden Bark tonight.
by Neil's Daddy December 2, 2007
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golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.
a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.
by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008
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Golden kebab

When you put a flaccid penis inside a loaf of bread. (Usually naan or pita).
Yo, I did a Golden kebab last night. Was glorious, but nasty at the same time.
by Chiroptera1337 February 14, 2015
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