father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.

My father made dinner today

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

fathead

a fuckin dumbass who basically thinks they're the shit and know everything

Person 1: Yo bro, is that a card?
Person 2: Yeah man! It's free cash!
P1: How? Let me see that.. this is a credit card, you owe them money.
P2: I bought 50 MacBooks though.. I thought it was free money
P1: No you fucking fathead.

by James Clemates August 16, 2024

Fatherless

you.

You: I have no father :(
Me: lmao fatherless

by Tyler glazer August 21, 2024

Fatherlessness

A euphemism for 'Not having authority over men who aren't willing to be one of my sycophants.'

Hym "And whose fault is the fatherlessness crisis? Is it 7 baby mama Kat Williams' fault? Is it 7 baby mama Elon's fault? Or is it 0 baby mama Hym Iam's fault? Is Elon a piece of shit, Jordan? For contributing to the fatherlessness? No? Isn't just incumbent on everyone else to not even want to do that and it isn't the fault of the guys who actually did it and they don't have to do anything right? Society has to cater to the fat cock retards because if we don't then there is a fatherlessness crisis."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023