All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023