dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out

Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

dudedoer

HAHA YOU DO MALES LMAO

Bruh u a dudedoer lmao

by SORA OP September 14, 2020

Dudge

Absolute beast who is looked at as an amazing person

Wow that guy is a dudge

by Big man beast September 19, 2020

Dude Are You 5!?

Yea, 5 Inches IN YOUR MOM

Dude Are You 5!?
Yea, 5 Inches IN YOUR MOM

by SebiRex February 26, 2021

dudedoir

Male version of a boudoir

Danny sent his wife some sexy dudedoir photos of him in his silky leopard print jockeys to spice things up in the bedroom.

by Friday night happy hour club January 29, 2021

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021

Dudes' Day

The 28th of March: the day that falls between the birthdays of the dudes.

Damn, I simply cannot wait for Dudes' Day this year!

by Jimmy Here March 28, 2021