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Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
Hair Depression by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.
Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

Post Concert Depression 

It's none existent it's a mockery of depression and needs to be stopped pcd isn't true because your "depression" last for only a certain amount of time. It mocks people who have depression and it's not okay use post concert sadness it's honestly not that hard and that's how you truly feel sad you don't "develope" depression after one concert that's not how things work so please be more aware and you the term post concert sadness rather than pcd
'dude post concert depression got me all messed up'
'Post concert depression isn't real, It mocks people who have depression and you aren't depressed you are sad.'

sadness and depression

A term used by someone who is trying to place blame for there own actions onto other people. These people generally are very poor at there jobs and usually work in the Calibrated tool field. They would sooner destroy the company and there co workers than take blame for something themselves
Generally blurted out when a person realizes they havent done there job properly and use the phase to take blame off them selves and poke fun at the issue at hand
When they get overwhelmed for being asked to give someone a tool and they lost it. They blurt out SADNESS and Depression

Drunkerexic Depression 

1.When someone is so depressed thay cant sleep or eat they can only drink so they stay drunk.

2.After a bad break up the broken up with just sits at home and drinks and crys.
1. I lost my Job i can't eat or sleep i have Drunkerexic Depression.

2.My Wife left me so im just gonna sit here and drink and hope i feel better

money-depression 

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.
Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
money-depression by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009