cheesy crust 

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

cheesy crust by SexSlangOfficial September 14, 2016

candy crust 

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

candy crust by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Stuffed Crust 

A crust that was bestowed to us by the gods when they blessed us the Italian Pie that is Pizza, only when you truly want to live you order this on your pizza. Not only will you granted Immortality you can also EAT IT IN REVERSE.

Dude 1: Hey bro wanna good time?
Dude 2: I already ordered the STUFFED CRUST pizza bro
Dude 3: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get away from us peasant

Stuffed Crust by Kingofcaddy May 8, 2018

Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

Real crustacean hour by hiterchan October 15, 2018

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.

Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .

Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

Cum-Crust by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Crust Punk 

Fake homeless type kids who "live" on the streets despite being able to go home to the suburbs to have mommy and daddy do their laundry any time they want to. They can be spotted by the thousands of dollars of tattoos on their arms. The spend significant amounts of time scavenging for food thrown out by bakeries, grocery stores, etc. when they are not talking about how an anarchist form of government would be way better than whatever we have now.

"Dude, are those homeless people?"
"Nah, they're just poser bitch crust punks."

Crust Punk by DJ Crust July 15, 2009