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Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
by gegilso September 30, 2020
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greens baking

'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.
Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?
by BettyCrockerBaking February 2, 2021
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Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.
During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.
by Baker katie October 31, 2018
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Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.
Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.
by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020
mugGet the Baking A Browniemug.

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.
I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!
by Miss Spider August 8, 2009
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam
Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin
by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022
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