once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
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1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
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...yet to be continued.
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."
He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.
Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
...yet to be continued.
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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