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Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017
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Pro-beta

A Pro-beta is someone who's considered as a beta at first view but, the pro-beta is actually cooler, being special itself, his betaness being so high that he is different than every other beta, he doesn't need to say hello because people knows that's what he's saying without actually saying anything, he doesn't need any relation with girls/boys because he is satisfied with himself and doesn't need any recognition, many may follow him but the presences of other will trouble him, making him flee from them cuz his vibe would be destriyed
Person 1:at first I thought Jack was very cringe and ugly but when I saw from far that move he did with his skateboard, I realised he's a pro-beta
Person 2:really,that guy is cooler than I thought
by Frenchly french December 19, 2021
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quid pro quo

this for that; tit for tat (obsolete, but still used by older people); "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"; usually used in legal exchanges with attorneys each giving something to settle a case.
The "quid pro quo" in the divorce was that the wife would get the house and the husband would get the cottage on the lake.
by Ellery Queen II November 29, 2019
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Pro Ghosting

When someone doesn’t realize a relationship is over and keeps trying to contact you with meaningless conversations.
I know he’s nice but we’ve both moved on. I wish he’d stop pro ghosting me and stop texting every Thursday to “See how my week was.”
by Pro ghost August 21, 2022
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Pro-Natalism

A couple points of contention:
1-Maintaining other cultures (in the name of pluralism and competition)
2-Practices decided by subsidiarity (Circumcision)
3-Using kids to inflate your own existential importance
4-Reproduction as evidence for the validity of practice (Circumcision)
5-Cultual Imperialism (Parent can't be the final arbiter)
6-The parallel between reproduction and happiness (Paperclip maximizing)
7-Cultual zealotry
8-Capital Punishment

Hym "(8) So, when it comes to practices like capital punishment, how does that translate to how your kids are going to interact with other kids? You've programmed into them a set of behaviors and when somone they are interacting with doesn't adhere to those behaviors what are they going to do? They are going to do what you taught them to do. That's how you get Jordan Neely. That's how you get George Floyd 2.0 being told 'You're fine' as he gets crushed to death.
So, no. What I see here is the exact sort of Social Darwinism I've been railing against. If I grant you the need for you teach or do with your kids whatever you want (7) what assurance do I have that it isn't going to devolve into cultural zealotry that (8) feeling justified in using capital punishment against me to coerce either my compliance and/subjugation? I also don't see how you don't see the parallel in your paperclip maximizing analogy. How are you not treating humans as reproduction maximizing machines and (3) using your kids to inflate your own existential importance? This is just more Jordan Peterson bullshit where you abdicate any complicity in the lives of the people around you while simultaneously ingoring the peripheral effect you have by engaging in practices that don't actually hold up to scrutiny in the ideological landscape. Your ideology is pernicious. You can't be allowed to inflate the validity of your bad ideas by breeding people explicitly to believe the things you believe. Especially because it can only continue to exist if people like me are silenced."
Pro-Natalism
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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the.poco.m4.pro.5g

some random not famous guy on tiktok. not my friend. just a stranger. dont ask why i added him/her
person 1:have you heard of the.poco.m4.pro.5g
person 2:no lol😂😂
by fartgun July 30, 2022
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Pro Syndrome

When someone in your game decides to spam Q to witch their weapons every.5 seconds to look like know what they are doing when in fact they suck.
It's pregame can you just calm down for one second, please. If you switched back and forth your weapons any faster id spectate you have Pro Syndrome.

I saw Jim switching his weopon back in fourth he must be very good.

Bro i can hear you pressing 1 and 3 on your keboard from here Pro Syndrome lookin ass.
by Rimmitingfool March 28, 2021
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