waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

Waffles

A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.

see also WINGS

that bitch is WAFFLES, man.

by herb311 September 9, 2004

waffles

A mans food, very delcious, But one fruits are added it become unisex

alright guys i gotta go, Gonna go shave and have some waffles.

pfft, Trying to show off you manliness?
Hah that fag probably Puts fruits on them!

by roflwaffle175 December 29, 2007

waffle

double penetration around breakfast time

"man, theres nothing better than having waffles in the morning"
"i know but wed all really like some breakfast now"

by PedroMG March 20, 2009

burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.

"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."

by UR MEM August 3, 2012

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 13, 2006

awful waffle

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.

1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?

by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006