Wrinkle Wagon 

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

Wrinkle Wagon by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Saigon Wagon 

The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.

Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.

Saigon Wagon by viddycent November 22, 2011

Hustle Wagon 

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.

Wendy is the Hustle Wagon

Hustle Wagon by DOMINATOR AF April 12, 2012

Gavin Wagner 

A guy who Wants to shove a laptop up someones ass then shit down their throat

I swear to god if you post that i will come to your house and shit down your neck. - Gavin Wagner

Gavin Wagner by Gavinwantstokillme March 27, 2013

crotch waggle 

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

crotch waggle by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013

goat wagon 

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

goat wagon by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

jacob wagar 

A white ass nigga who doesn't know what he's doing ever

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jacob wagar by JakkeyWags April 20, 2014