Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.

Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.

by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020

Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.

"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"

by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020

Cock Blazing

The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.

"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I

by Herpetitis November 3, 2017

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..

She was cock skiing the both of us..

by THrrn July 12, 2016