Much akin to a graphics whore in video game culture. A story whore is a person that only cares about story in video games. Despite video games typically having garbage stories on average.
They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.
They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.
They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
Gamer: Bro did you play The other M?
Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.
Gamer: Why?
Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.
Gamer: But what about the gameplay?
Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.
Gamer: Why?
Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.
Gamer: But what about the gameplay?
Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
by Chevyman95 September 5, 2019
Get the Story whoremug. A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug. a story is a direct reflection of the soul; it doesn't block your personality or your happiness. It is your happiness, your problems, your joy, your sadness… it is a reflection of YOU! YOU are your stories.
That story was so deep.
by THEFISHISHERE November 2, 2020
Get the Storymug. A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
Get the mother goose story tellin ass bitchmug. by OnisionSpeaksLordOfCucks November 9, 2020
Get the Gatsby Storymug. Sam: “Babe we need to cut down on the takeaways…”
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
by Ahungryvegan November 23, 2021
Get the Spice Storymug. Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
Get the Jack And Jill Storymug.