CORTLAND SUCKS

YOU EVER HAVE A CORTLAND THAT SUCKS?
YEAH CORTLAND SUCKS

god, cortland sucks

by iluvtunasalad October 15, 2020

sucks to be you

Said to someone who just had something unfortunate happen to them.

Hah! You got hit in the face with a beaver? Sucks to be you!

by ShuChoMouff June 14, 2004

sucks to be you

Something you say to someone when something happens to them (or they are in a situation) that you do not envy and would not want to have happen to you (or would not want to be in a similar situation.)

First Student: I wish I hadn't taken 7 courses this term... I have so much homework I won't be able to make it to the party this weekend.
Second Student: Sucks to be you! I only took 4 bird courses this term. I am home free for the weekend and I will be front and centre at the party.

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

Pussy suck

This is what you do with ur mom😜

Hey mom can I pussy suck you

by Olga 🕵️‍♀️ February 4, 2022

u suck

its a love language :D. in chaotic cows, u suck is automatically translated to i love you

'u suck sia'
'u suck feanna'

by dvesl June 26, 2021

Boot Sucking

When Boot Licking is so far in the rear view mirror you need a new term.

Damn, that Ted Cruz let Donald Trump make fun of his wife and he still supported him. That’s a new level of boot licking. Let’s call it Boot Sucking!

by MUNKADUNK July 9, 2021

suck a nut

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.

Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003