You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.
I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
A small town in Western Wyoming where good, honest folk live, where cattle outnumber humans, and where there's a cop for every 52 residents. The Younger Pinedalian Crowd's nights are spent at Bonfires, Parties, Or on the Backroads. While the Older Folk usually stay home, or go to the Barmuda Triangle (three bars in a triangle on Pine Street). If you're not from Pinedale chances are you'll think its boring and lame, But if you are a Pinedalian then You understand why its the Coolest Fucking Place in the world.
The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.
Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?