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Croc Offs

Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.
Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.
by Sandersein May 18, 2008
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Snake-off

Snake-off

“Snake-off" is a term used as a response to a remark or statement that is perceived to be irrelevant, random or unrelated to the conversation taking place between a group of people. The term is used to acknowledge that the previous remark within a conversation was odd. “Snake off” is often accompanied with a two-fingered hand gesture that simulates snake fangs and sometimes precedes a long “hissssssss” sound.

originated in Canada in the early 2000’s.
Greg: Did anyone catch the game last night?

Tom: I did! What a great game that was. I enjoyed watching the ball move around.

Linda: I enjoy when my cat rubs his whiskers across my cheeks.

Greg: Snake-off, Linda! Hssssss
by Justadude2000 February 19, 2023
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Off Grid

Looks different today than ever before, it's up for interpretation. Traditional off grid to modern day off grid and everything in between.

-Vanwives
Means you can be off grid and have a dance party under your solar panels streaming a live DJ with starlink.
by Vanwives January 15, 2023
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Chafe-off

A point where a man has masturbated so many times at once that the skin on his penis becomes sore and red. (three times a day is the recommended max.)
Tony: Dude, after my girlfriend dumped me I began to masturbate alot. So often that I began to chafe-off.

Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.
by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011
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Goffle Off

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.
by Flickering State September 30, 2016
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dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
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off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food
"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."
by blowjobs March 6, 2018
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