Strawberry morning 

When you make up, not hungover cause you’re not a pussy, but with a way to fat girl. However, when you’re about to leave you spot a strawberry up her coochie.

«damn, last night, i woke up to astrawberry morning. tho i couls barely see it»

Strawberry morning by Mrs.MC August 4, 2020

Morning Dew 

When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on

Today I woke up to Morning dew.

Morning Dew by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019

Morninghood 

This is very similar to phenomenon of Morningglory (sometimes also called Morning Wood or BEMHO- Basic Early Morning Hard On), however this term has been coined for the opposite sex: females. It is basically the erect clitoris after just waking up. For a male, this is a very hard thing to actually experience. You may have to even camp out the night before with a video camera pointed directly at the subject in order to witness this happening. But for a female...they usually know what this is describing.

I was hoping that she wouldn't see my Morningwood this morning but then I wasn't worried as much when I actually witnessed her Morninghood.

Morninghood by MorningHoodMaster August 15, 2010

Morningness 

Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.

Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"
Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"
Bob: "Damn Right"

Morningness by Aberman October 12, 2008

morning wood 

morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your sleep so you will wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes snake then blast a moon shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat

i woke up with a fat stiffy and got caught with it half way in dans cat wich fixed my morning wood then it poked back up and i realised i wasnt finished so i stuck it in dans fish for a final time and raped it in to a coma turns out i fucked its gills not its arse now i have meningitase

morning wood by runny one March 5, 2022

Afro morning 

adj. - When one wakes before the sun rises; it is still dark when one gets out of bed.

"I can't stay out late tonight, I've got an Afro morning tomorrow."

Afro morning by Wai Law June 23, 2007

Good morning bad news 

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.

“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.

Good morning bad news by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023