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morningness 

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."
morningness by dragon1037 October 19, 2008
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morningness 

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."
morningness by Dragon1037 October 15, 2008

Morningness 

Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.
Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"
Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"
Bob: "Damn Right"
Morningness by Aberman October 12, 2008

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning
I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.
morningless by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011

Morningnee 

When you feel real tired like you have just woken up in the morning.
Man I’m feeling real morningnee in 3rd hour today!
Morningnee by Idk62626 March 26, 2019

Mockingness 

To have mock worthy charachteristics
Are you making fun of my mockingness?
Mockingness by Fingerhub April 4, 2010
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