And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

And that's how my parents met by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

thats how you do 

An African American way of explaining how you do something

thats how you do my n*gga

thats how you do by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021

i tell it how it is 

An excuse people with no filter use all the time

Friend: JOHN THATS AN EXTREMELY RACIST THING TO SAY AT A FUNERAL

John: I tell it how it is

i tell it how it is by Travy patty connoisseur November 6, 2022

That's How We Do It

When something happens that you like you use this phrase.

Somebody just did something really cool and you say "That's How We Do It!"

That's How We Do It by jtb1196 May 25, 2011

tell us how you really feel 

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

tell us how you really feel by octopod May 30, 2006

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! 

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! by el aficionado October 30, 2013

that's how i do 

That's the way I do things.

That's my style.

That's how I roll.

A:"Why'd you just punch me!?"

B:"That's how I do."

that's how i do by MikeXxC August 23, 2006