hipster

Q: Why do hipsters suck at karate?

A: Because a hipster can't get past the white belt!

by StVandal September 16, 2008

hipster

Superficial substance. Trying to be the ultimate 'cool and original' person. Backwash individuals who lack complete personality, having the need to grasp onto vintage or unique items: clothing, accessories, music, etc. Having an unusual name can help.

"These totally unattractive sunglasses will surely be popular."
"How exciting, plaid is my favorite color."
"Balderdash, I've always wanted to be an orphan."

by Denver August 16, 2005

hippy

a nappy ass person who smells like ass and weed

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower

by jake January 15, 2004

hippy movement

a result of child hood stress brought on by the cold war and then dissipated almost instantly at the end of the "war" leaving an intense feeling of relaxation aided by marijuana
The hippy movement continues because of smaller doses of stress applied by uptight soccer moms who lie to their child about a perfect world then suddenly bitch about bills.

A: Man, I think im gonna join the hippy movement
B: Dude, Man, I was thinkn the same thing.

by brooksy24 September 15, 2006

Hippy

Someone who uses words like, "groovy" and "whoa!" and "man" they also believe in everlasting peace. You may see them walking around in tye dye.

Kate: "Lindsey, why do you always say "groovy", you act like your stoned, your such a hippy!"

Lindsey:"Like man, im not stoned, dude"

by UnicornLoveChild February 22, 2009

Hipster

One who wears skinny jeans, listens to indy and is born with the name Craig Martin.

Any one as hip as Craig Martin.
"I'm not a hipster, I just like bands that are so unheard of they don't even exist yet."

by stefandruzdzel January 30, 2009

Hipster

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BRO!

1. A person who constantly wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, and boots.
2. A person who does open-palm pumps (as opposed to fist pumps) to avoid appearing like a Jersey Shore character.
3. A person who says he/she is not a hipster when asked.
4. A person who soaks his/her jeans to insure a skin-tight fit.
5. A person who will correct another's calling electro "techno."

1. Person 1: What are you wearing, hipster? Hipster: Bro, I'm rockin the flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and boots, like usual.
2. Person 1: Is this how you fist pump? Hipster: NO, open-palm/heavy bass, bro.
3. Person 1: Yo dude, ain't you a hipster? Hipster: F***! I'm not a hipster!
4. Person 1: Yo, you got some really skinny jeans right there. Hipster: Ya bro, I soaked all night long.
5. Person 1: Yo hipster, that's some intense techno. Hipster: Shut up! It's electro!

by ApocalypseNOTnow August 3, 2010