cheese dumpies

something you get when you eat too much cheese, much like constipation.

Walter "hey what happened to you?"

Some guy "oh man i had so much cheese last night i just spent an hour in the bathroom trying to push out my cheese dumpies"

by T&Tfan September 17, 2011

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole

she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep I gave her a blue dumpster

by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012

Frump Dumpster

A fat stinky hoe that looks and smells like a trash recepticle.

Man, I went to take the trash out and accidently threw it at this frump dumpster. I really couldn't tell the difference.

by jester1201 October 30, 2012

Cum dumpster

A whore

Why would you date her dude? She's just a cum dumpster!

by Phouc Meeh September 26, 2015