Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

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Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

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dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

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dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

by Lo-per February 8, 2008

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Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 August 2, 2015

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