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Reverse cowboy scissor

When a guy and a girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because well, his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
by TangTime April 9, 2023
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Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.
Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!
by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023
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James Cowley

James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.

His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.

He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.

His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.

In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
James Cowley what a scumbag or should i say cumbag
by Harmonica111 May 11, 2023
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Dirty Cowley

The act of being such an enormous stud that women become wet just by the thought of you
Oi lad did you see Matthew, he gave Sarah a Dirty Cowley
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023
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Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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