Southener

A person who lives south of Nottingham, usually classed as townies or chavs having no fashion sense, ridiculous accents, and a love for bright shiny objects.

Look at that southern fairy!

by jesus. lol September 4, 2005

Southener

someone who likes their mouth south of the boarder.

He really likes oral sex, he must be a southener.

by chazzington January 21, 2021

souvenereal

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.

That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!

by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Southernectomy

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.

The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.

by YAWA May 23, 2018

Sorthener

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.

Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!

by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.

Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN

by melloGirl December 18, 2012