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Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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