by the shammer April 21, 2015
Get the hailsham community collegemug. Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.
by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014
Get the brighton secondary collegemug. Super good base for going to NBA afterwards...
LOOK AT LeBron James #23 ! ! !
He has a Nike Contract of 100million$
I mean dude!! Let's all play ball, and get into college, the rest is up to you :)
(too bad i live in belgium and there is no college Bballin :( )
LOOK AT LeBron James #23 ! ! !
He has a Nike Contract of 100million$
I mean dude!! Let's all play ball, and get into college, the rest is up to you :)
(too bad i live in belgium and there is no college Bballin :( )
Person X : yo did you see James slam it home yesterday?
Person Y: Fo Sure!! I'm bound to be drafted next season by NBA
Person X: NO way man, where can i sign up for college basketball?
Person Y: *sigh*
Person Y: Fo Sure!! I'm bound to be drafted next season by NBA
Person X: NO way man, where can i sign up for college basketball?
Person Y: *sigh*
by G G G G G G August 17, 2006
Get the college basketballmug. Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011
Get the Oakland Early Collegemug. A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.
A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.
Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout
1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout
3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.
Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout
1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout
3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area
Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!
Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!
by Child knapper August 18, 2017
Get the mandurah baptist collegemug. A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 4, 2020
Get the College Paint Jobmug. An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
by NotABromance March 5, 2018
Get the Eton College Bicyclemug.