You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

Ass check

(n.) A humorous term used to describe an action in which before departing for a destination a person will make a mental checklist of any items needed or wanted on said travel; attained from the action of patting one's back pockets in order validate the items existence.

Bob: Have you done an ass check yet?

John: *pats pockets* keys...check, wallet....check, ass....check!

by Atrium's atrium January 22, 2011

Sock check

Always wear your socks to stay safe from anti Sus people, once you are wearing socks then you are not sus and you are safe so always sock check your homies to make sure they are safe

Aye bro SOCK CHECK!!✅

by Dirty Damoan March 17, 2019

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

Wife Check

The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.

I'm not sure if I can go to the game, I have to do a Wife Check.

by DrakeFan313 July 29, 2014

Peepeepoopoo check

It's when you check when your friend has peed and pooed

You: when was the last time you took a shit

Timmy: yesterday
You: when was the last time you took a piss

Timmy: two hours ago

You: peepeepoopoo check complete! Thanks
Timmy: *stares at you like you have ten eyes*

by fourdefinitionperson January 24, 2021