Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

Universal Declaration of Human Rights by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

University of calabar 

A school that will stress your life mentally. A school that will drain your bank account totally. Unical is also known as stress

A place for suffering is university of calabar

University of calabar by Etuk March 1, 2021

Truth University 

A student at Syracuse University began to say truth and 'Truth University' when something is said that can not be argued.

A:'That chick is such a slut, man.'
B:'Truth University'

or

A:'That chick is such a slut, man.'
B:'Truth... Truth University'

Truth University by James Redenbaugh March 29, 2009

The University of Findlay 

The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.

Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks”

Guy 2: “Run bro”

The University of Findlay by Richard Phalanges May 30, 2018

Seoul National University 

Unarguably the best university in Korea, one of the toughest universities in the world.

An undergraduate degree from SNU is regarded very prestigious throughout Asia and opens any doors for your future.

Jane : Which university do you go to?
John : SNU.
Jane : You mean Seoul National University? That's amazing!@

Seoul National University by autoadmit22233 June 18, 2013

Universal Web Consulting 

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

Universal Web Consulting by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

University of Nebraska 

University of Nebraska (at Lincoln)

A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population

P1: You go to the University of Nebraska? You must love football and shitty beer! What’s your major? Agriculture?
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!

University of Nebraska by Wazzzuuuuuppppp August 4, 2018