Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is not taken by a beautiful girl. tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
by MyDixieEnormous October 27, 2021
Get the Tonymug. A man of many traits. One that is full of jokes and witty humor. Mixes well with others and is great at keeping the conversation flowing. Tony also is known for going on many adventures. Rumor has it he was once seen sailing the oceans of Australia filming a commercial. A man who pushes the limits, always in good spirits. To know him is to love him. If you have an Tony in your life, consider yourself one lucky son of a bitch.
by Sstanol November 24, 2021
Get the Tonymug. by Infeski_ September 14, 2021
Get the Tonymug. Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
Get the Toni's Lawmug. A smooth, cool, respectful, and slightly toxic individual. Usually level headed but when they get mad will turn up! Tony’s are good with words and will use your words against you but are super loyal to the ones they love.
by Shakkemup November 22, 2021
Get the Tonymug. A Baby Man, sometimes interchangeably referred to as A Tony Man, denotes an individual exhibiting child-like behaviors, particularly in aspects like food preferences, hygiene, and social interactions. This includes a reluctance to consume adult foods, avoidance of sauces, neglect of personal hygiene, and displaying immaturity in various situations. A Tony Man often judges others based on their own standards, disappears from social circles until food or alcohol is involved, and may exhibit behaviors akin to a Baby Man, such as reluctance to engage in adult responsibilities or confrontations.
"John's such a Baby Man, or should I say, a Tony Man. He won't eat anything except plain pasta and throws tantrums if anyone suggests otherwise. Plus, he shows up to parties smelling like a dumpster fire."
"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."
"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."
Baby Man / A Tony Man
"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."
"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."
Baby Man / A Tony Man
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
Get the Baby Man / A Tony Manmug. A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
Get the Tonymug.