Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
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schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time
bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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theory-fiction

Trust as fiction.

Specifically trust as an appearance.

Trust-as-aesthetic.

Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.
Theory-fiction argues that truth is expressed in terms of language and trust is expressed in terms of an aesthetic (structure-of-truth).
by tomorrowtomorrow December 14, 2018
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The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"
by qwerts1050 May 15, 2024
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The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more likely the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" refers to a white teenager that lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, yet still throws up gang signs and says "cuh" frequently.
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory."
by qwerts1050 May 15, 2024
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Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.
"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022
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Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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