semi-tard
An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.
Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.
Related Words
'tard • tardis • Tarded • tardcore • tard wrangler • tardy • tard cart • tardmuffin • tard guard • tard on
swamp tard
A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
swamp tard by calisun23 May 3, 2008
Bum Tard
hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
Bum Tard by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008
cocky-tard
dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."
cocky-tard by jaudrey February 19, 2009